Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...