Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...