The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.