Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!