I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...