Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
If Microsoft made toasters…
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Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
A Short History of Medicine
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Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....