Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!