Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...