Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...