Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...