Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...