Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...