How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...