What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...