Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...