Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.