Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!