Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...