A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.