Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...