Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...