Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...