What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...