I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...