6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...