Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...