Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...