Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...