Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.