Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...