Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...