Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...