Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...