A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!