Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...