Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...