You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...