Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...