Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...