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When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.