Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.