Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...