Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
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There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
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Names to Use in Prank Calls
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