A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...