Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Ways to Annoy People
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Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Keep fit… die healthy.
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Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...