Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...