Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...