Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...