Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...