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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...